"Cordless phone" joke
your mum is so dumb, she tripped over the cordless phone
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...
your mumma is so fat when she stands on the scales the scales say TO BE CONTINUED
your momma is so dumb when she gets locked in the supermarket she dies of starvation