"Chuck Noris like a horse" joke

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Chuck Noris isn’t hung like a horse.
A horse is hung like him..

Take my advice: I don't use it anyway.

Jim had a date with a really, hot blonde and in preparation for it, he went on the rooftop of his apartment building to get a tan. Not wanting to have any tan lines, he decided to sunbathe in the nude. Unfortunately, Jim fell asleep. When he finally woke up, he was sunburned more...

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

Death had a near Chuck Norris experience

The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.

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