"Chuck Noris like a horse" joke

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Chuck Noris isn’t hung like a horse.
A horse is hung like him..

A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip. The brunette said, "We should go to Mars." The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon." The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a more...

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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