"Chuck Noris like a horse" joke

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Chuck Noris isn’t hung like a horse.
A horse is hung like him..

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
The third blondie said, "No, you more...

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...

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