"Chilli and His Punjabi Cobra" joke

Mid-Wife: Sheikh Chilli, your Bibi (wife) just delivered a Bacha (child)!
Sheikh Chilli (smiling naughtily): Is the Londa (boy) healthy ?
Mid-Wife: Yes, he is indeed!
Sheikh Chilli (winking at Mid-Wife): I'm not surprised! Must be because my Lund (penis) is big & strong like a Cobra!
Mid-Wife (unimpressed): Well, doesn't look like your Punjabi Cobra is any bigger or stronger than those Dravidian King Cobras, because her Bacha is Kala (black)!

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