"Blonde quickies 141-160" joke

141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool?
A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

142. Q: Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU?
A: Too many blondes were drowning.

143. Q: Why do blonds have square boobs?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

144. Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A1:
10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2: Three... one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

145. Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

146. Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.

147. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

148. Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

149. Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

150. Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?
A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.

151. Q: What did the blonde's mum say to her before the blonde's date.
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

152. Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N.... ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

153. Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."

154. Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!

155. Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

156. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.

157. Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

158. Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

159. Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!"

160. Q: How does a blonde high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.