"Best Friends" joke

A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.

That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a more...

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Mondays aren't so bad...it's my job that sucks.

Air travel: Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil.