"Baby do you have a mirror in your " joke

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Baby do you have a mirror in your jeans cause I can definitely see my self in them.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...?
A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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