"Baby do you have a mirror in your " joke
Baby do you have a mirror in your jeans cause I can definitely see my self in them.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Ok, 3 canadians were walking along the beach, one from the Yukon, one from Quebec, and one from Newfoundland. Now, it happened that they found a magic lamp. After rubbing it, the genie promised each of them one wish. The Yukon said, "I wish for fish teeming in our waters more...
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.