"BONGO!" joke
3 men are washed up on an island after being shipwrecked. The island is inhabited by natives and they don't like trespassers. So they are put on trial to see what their punishment is.
The tribe takes the first guy and ties him to a tree.
They ask him, "Would you rather have Bongo, or death?"
The man figures anything is better than death so he chooses bongo. 5 naked men come out of the forest and screw him up the ass.
They tie the second man to a tree and ask him, "Bongo or death?"
The second man still thinks it's better than death so he chooses Bongo. 20 men come out from the forest and screw the man up the ass.
Then they tie the third man to a tree and ask him, "Bongo or death?"
The man figures he would rather die then be screwed by whatever amount of men will come out of that forest, so he chooses death.
The native chief says, "Very well, you will die by... BONGO!"
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