"Air travel" joke

Hot 2 years ago

Air travel: Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

My ex-wife's parents told her she could be anything she wanted to be. So she became a bitch.

Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes more...

252
96

Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.

That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a more...

Add a comment
remember me
follow replies
0
0
(0)
naoki:That is reading
0
0
(1)
AZ:welcome to United Airlines
Funny Joke? 32 vote(s). 69% are positive. 3 comment(s).