"A man making a dinner" joke
Q. How long does it take for a man to make dinner?
A. As long as it takes for him to get out the belt!
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...
Mondays aren't so bad...it's my job that sucks.