"A Traveling Salesmen" joke
In keeping with all self-respecting vehicles owned by traveling salesmen, Ed's car broke down in the middle of a blizzard, and he trudged to a nearby farmhouse. The farmer, being up in his lines, said: "We're short of beds, but you can sleep with my daughter." She proved to be eighteen, sloe-eyed and a strapping figure of healthy young womanhood. So they went to bed. And shortly, Ed made a pass at the daughter.
"Stop that!" she said. "I'll call my father." He desisted. But half an hour later he made another attempt.
"Uh, stop. . . that," she said. "I'll call my father." But she moved closer to him, so he made a third try. This time, no protest, no threat. Just as Ed, satisfied, was about to drowse off, she tugged at his pajama. sleeve.
"Could we do that again?" she asked. Ed obliged, and this time fell asleep, only to be awakened by the tug at his sleeve.; "Again?" And again Ed obliged. But when his sleep was once more rudely interrupted by the tugging at his pajama sleeve, Ed indignantly pulled it away from her and mumbled, "Stop that! Or I'll call your father."
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