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    Sales Incentive Program

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    A small company was on the brink of bankruptcy, so the owner came up with a sales incentive program to help motivate his salesmen.
    Calling his two-man sales force into his office, he announced, "Things aren't looking good and unless we increase our sales, we won't be in operation much longer. In light of this, I have come up with a a contest for you. The guy with the highest sales will receive a blow job."
    "What does the loser get?" asked one of the salesmen.
    "The loser," replied the owner, glaring at both men, "gets to give it!"

    A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the' unbreakable' comb for everyone to see and said, "And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside."

    It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency, were traveling together through the midwest, when they were caughtbetween towns during a driving snow storm.The further they went, the worse conditions got, and they finallyslid off into a ditch. Fortunately there was a house quite nearby.They waded through the drifts to the house, and after a shortconversation with the lady who answered the door, they were able toconvince her that they were no danger to her, and she let them come in.She prepared a meal for them, and during the conversation Abe andMorey learned that she was a widow of a few years standing.Conditions continued to deteriorate, and she prepared the guest roomfor Abe and Morey.The next day about 10:00 AM, a snowplow came through and helpfullypulled the salesmen's car our of the ditch, after cleaning the road.Abe and Morey thanked th widow Brown and went on their rounds.Nine months later, Abe called Morey, and asked if Morey had, by somechance, happened more...

    Q. How many car salesmen does it take to change a light bulb?
    A. I'm just going to work this out on my calculator, and I think you're going to be pleasantly surprised.

    This blonde went to a store and said "do you have any nuts" no we dont says the salesmen, so the blonde goes to another store and asks"do you have any nuts" no we call nuts, balls says the salesmen.
    Then the blonde went home and told her husband that she couldnt find any nuts for herself

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