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In the midst of a blazing battle, an officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly on the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier and dove back to safety.
"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses."
"Warehouses?!?!?!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!!!"

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety.

"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses."

"Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"

one day a Punjabi was travelling in an Airplane and suddenly the plane crashed . the Punjabi was falling from the plane and said hey Kali goddess protect me !!!!!!! and then Kali goddess appeared and said to the Punjabi that your mother would be Kali i take one pack of fair and lovely daily