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    Singing Tree Tattles On Burglar Suspects
    BATON ROUGE, La. (Reuters) - A singing Christmas tree tattled on two teenage
    burglary suspects in Louisiana, leaving the boys with backsides full of
    buckshot rather than handfuls of loot, police said Tuesday.
    Businessman Leon Wilson, Sr., 59, had been robbed twice last week, so he
    started sleeping in his store Friday night and set up a makeshift burglar
    alarm - a motion-activated toy Christmas tree his wife had perched near the
    store's cash register. Wilson said the toy annoyed him everytime someone
    walked by.
    When motion is detected, the tree's eyes pop open, its mouth moves and it
    calls out "Merry Christmas, Everybody!" before singing "Jingle Bells." Wilson
    set up the toy near the door and stretched out on a couch in the back.
    Early Monday morning, the singing Christmas tree went off and he spotted two
    burglars near the cash register, armed with a crowbar they allegedly more...

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