Surjit Jokes

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    .. and in lok sabha

    A speech during a confidence motion on the Bharatiya Janata Party by Mr Surjit Singh Barnala of the Akali Dal, who was supporting the motion, was taking up more time than what had been allotted to him.

    The speaker, Mr PA. Sangma, urged him to conclude. Surjit Singh Barnala continued his speech saying,' Main aapko jaldi khatam karna chahta hoon" (I want to finish you soon) and left the house in splits.

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    I Bet On The Highlights Too

    Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed. "What happened? " asked Surjit. "Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday. " "How come? " "Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV. I bet Rs. 500 that India would win, but I lost the bet." " But thats only Rs. 300, where did the rest go? " " Yaar, I bet on the highlights too "

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