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Dear Colleagues,
I have been reliably informed that one of the Spice Girls has left the Group and that they are currently recruiting on an urgent basis for members. The position will commence, conveniently, on the Australian leg of their World Tour. I urge you to make the most of this fabulous opportunity by applying on the form below.
The Spice Girls Application Form
Name: ____________________
Age: ____________________
Real age: ____________________
Bra size: ____________________
Original bra size: ______________
How would you best describe yourself?
( ) An energetic self-starter
( ) A team player
( ) A tasty, albeit untalented, bit of crumpet
Do you have any detectable vestige of talent, besides your tits?
( )Yes ( )No
Would it bother you to be the target of unrelenting hatred?
( )Yes ( )No
Are you willing to trade sexual favours for a career in the music industry?
( )Yes ( )No
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