Snot Jokes

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    The Kiddie Pick
    When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit!
    Camouflaged Kiddie Pick
    When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.
    Fake Nose Scratch
    When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.
    Making A Meal Out Of It
    You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.
    Surprise Pickings
    When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.
    Autopick
    The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking.
    Pick Your Brains
    Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.
    Pick And Save
    When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and more...

    THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit!
    CAMOUFLAGED KIDDIE PICK...When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.
    FAKE NOSE SCRATCH...When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.
    MAKING A MEAL OUT OF IT...You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.
    SURPRISE PICKINGS...When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.
    AUTO PICK...The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking.
    PICK YOUR BRAINS...Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.
    PICK AND SAVE...When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket more...

    THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit! CAMOUFLAGED KIDDIE PICK...When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.FAKE NOSE SCRATCH...When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.MAKING A MEAL OUT OF IT...You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.SURPRISE PICKINGS...When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.AUTO PICK...The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking.PICK YOUR BRAINS...Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.PICK AND SAVE...When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to more...

    THE KIDDIE PICK...
    When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit!

    CAMOUFLAGED KIDDIE PICK...
    When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.

    FAKE NOSE SCRATCH...
    When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.

    MAKING A MEAL OUT OF IT...
    You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.

    SURPRISE PICKINGS...
    When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.

    AUTOPICK...
    The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking.

    PICK YOUR BRAINS...
    Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.

    PICK AND more...

    THE KIDDIE PICK... When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit! CAMOUFLAGED KIDDIE PICK... When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile. FAKE NOSE SCRATCH... When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers. MAKING A MEAL OUT OF IT... You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert. SURPRISE PICKINGS... When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt. AUTO PICK... The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. PICK YOUR BRAINS... Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum. PICK AND SAVE... When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they more...

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