Rohit Jokes

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    Once there was a little boy called Rohit who lived in the country.
    They had to use an outhouse, and Rohit hated it because it was hot in
    the summer, cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was
    sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he
    would push that outhouse into the river.
    One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so Rohit decided
    today was the day to push the outhouse into the river. So he
    got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled
    into the river and floated away.
    That night his dad Kanjibhai told him they were going to the woodshed
    after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.
    Kanjibhai replied, "someone pushed the outhouse into the river today.
    It was you, wasn't it, son?"
    Rohit answered yes.
    Then he thought a moment and said,
    "Dad, I read in school today that Gandhiji chopped down a Pipal tree more...

    Once there was a little boy called Rohit who lived in the country.
    They had to use an outhouse, and Rohit hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold in the winter and stank all the time.
    The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the river.
    One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so Rohit decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the river.
    So he got a large stick and started pushing.
    Finally, the outhouse toppled into the river and floated away.
    That night his dad Kanjibhai told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
    Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.
    Kanjibhai replied, "someone pushed the outhouse into the river today. It was you, wasn't it, son?"
    Rohit answered yes.
    Then he thought a moment and said,
    "Dad, I read in school today that Gandhiji chopped down a Pipal tree and didn't get more...

    After Completing Chapter On Opposites, Teacher Asked Rohit, "What Is The Opposite Of Interior?"
    Rohit: "Exterior"
    Teacher:"What Is The Opposite Of Minimum"

    Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
    Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

    Vidushi Ojha

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    Teacher(To Rohit): Rohit, Where Is The Himalaya Mountain?
    Rohit: I Don't Know.
    Teacher: Stand On Your Bench!
    Rohit: I Still Can't See It!
    Contributed By: Vidushi Ojha, India.

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