Questioning Jokes

A vice-chancellor died and was received at the gates of paradise for questioning before his fate could be decided.' What were you doing when living?', asked Dharamraj.
'I was vice-chancellor of a university.'
'That's okay. You've suffered the pangs of hell on earth and deserve a break in paradise.'
The next arrival was put through the same questioning.' I was vice-chancellor of a university for three successive terms,' he replied.
'Put him in hell,' ordered Dharamraj.' He's got into the habit.'

A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find participants for the survey would be the airport. After three hours of questioning passengers, she sees a pilot walking to his gate. Having heard of the reputation of pilots she stops him "Excuse me, Captain" she says, "I am doing a survey on human sexuality... I was wondering if you could answer a few questions..." The pilot agrees, and the young lady starts questioning him. After three questions, she asks him "... and when was the last time you had sex?". Straight away the Captain replies "1959". The girl was shocked. She looks at the captain and asks "1959 isnt that a long time ago?". "Oh" the pilot replies "I guess so... but its only 2015 now..."

The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to his question, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?" they stiffened and hesitated. Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, "I do."