"Paradise lost" joke

A vice-chancellor died and was received at the gates of paradise for questioning before his fate could be decided.' What were you doing when living?', asked Dharamraj.
'I was vice-chancellor of a university.'
'That's okay. You've suffered the pangs of hell on earth and deserve a break in paradise.'
The next arrival was put through the same questioning.' I was vice-chancellor of a university for three successive terms,' he replied.
'Put him in hell,' ordered Dharamraj.' He's got into the habit.'

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