Punker Jokes

A young punk rocker gets on a city bus and sits across from an elderly man.
The punker has a multitude of colors for hair, ranging from yellow to black. He also has fluffy feather earrings with the same bright colors as his hairdo. The old man begins to stare at him with intensity.
The punker yells over to the old man, "What's the matter old man, never do anything crazy when you were young?"
The old man replies, "I did one real crazy thing when I was 21 and all drunk." The punker asks what it was the old man did. The old man replies "I had relations with a parrot and I think you're my kid!"

A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he's without shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who just glares at him for the next ten miles.
Finally, the punk gets self conscious and barks at the old man: "What are you looking at old man... didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?"
Without missing a beat, the old man replies: "Yeah. Back when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore, and had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son."

A young punker got on a cross-town bus and sat opposite an old man who couldn't keep himself from glaring at him. The punker had green, purple and orange spiked hair and his clothing was a tattered mix of leather rags. He wore no shoes and his legs were bare. His face and body had numerous piercings and his earrings were made of brightly colored feathers.
Eventually, the punker became very self-conscious because of the old man's continual glare and snapped at him, "What the hell are you staring at, you old buzzard. Didn't you ever do anything wild in your younger days?"
"I sure did," replied the old man. "When I was young and in the Navy, I got pretty drunk one night and screwed a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son."

A young punker gets on the cross-town bus.
He`s got spiked, multicolored hair that`s green, purple, and orange.
His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags.
His legs are bare and he`s without shoes.
His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat,
directly across from an old man who just glares at him for the next ten miles.
Finally, the punk gets self conscious and barks at the old man:
"What are you looking at you old fart... didn`t you ever do anything wild when you were young?" Without missing a beat, the old man replies:
"Yeah. Back when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore,
and made love with a parrot.
I thought maybe you were my son."