Postcard Jokes / Recent Jokes
A doctor and his nurse were having an affair when she announced that she was pregnant. Fearful of his wife finding out, he gave her a large sum of money and ask her to go to Germany to wait out the pregnancy and have the child there.
"If I do that, how will you know when the baby is born?" she asked him.
"After the baby is born, send me a postcard and write 'sauerkraut' on the back, I'll understand what it means," he told her. She agreed and off to Germany she went.
Seven months later, the wife's doctor phoned him to say that he had received a strange postcard in the mail. "I have no idea what it means, dear," she said. He thanked her for letting him know and said he would read it when he got home.
When the doctor arrived home that evening, he read his postcard, "'Sauerkraut', 'Sauerkraut', 'Sauerkraut' - Two with weiners, one without!"
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.
One day she announced to him that she was pregnant with his child. The doctor gave her enough money to fly to California and live their until the child was born. He gave her instructions to send him a postcard with the word SAURKRAUT on it when she gave birth.
About nine months later the doctor arrived home when his wife handed him a postcard. "Here", she said. "This came in the mail today".
The doctor took the postcard and it read... SAURKRAUT SAURKRAUT SAURKRAUT TWO WITH WEINERS & ONE WITHOUT!
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.
One day she announced to him that she was pregnant with his child. The doctor gave her enough money to fly to California and live their until the child was born. He gave her instructions to send him a postcard with the word SAURKRAUT on it when she gave birth.
About nine months later the doctor arrived home when his wife handed him a postcard. "Here", she said. "This came in the mail today".
The doctor took the postcard and it read... SAURKRAUT, SAURKRAUT, SAURKRAUT - TWO WITH WEINERS & ONE WITHOUT!
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One day she announced to him that she was pregnant with his child. The doctor gave her enough money to fly to California and live their until the child was born. He gave her instructions to send him a postcard with the word SAURKRAUT on it when she gave birth.About nine months later the doctor arrived home when his wife handed him a postcard. "Here", she said. "This came in the mail today".The doctor took the postcard and it read... SAURKRAUT SAURKRAUT SAURKRAUT TWO WITH WEINERS & ONE WITHOUT!
Got a postcard from my son at Texas Tech the other day:
Dear Dad,
No mon, no fun.
- Your Son
I felt sorry for him so I wrote back:
Dear Son,
Too bad, so sad.
- Your Dad.
Q: What does the postcard from a blonde's vacation say? A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?