Permanent Jokes / Recent Jokes
A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there.
She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.
The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $3000. a month in living expenses."
Nobody wants to read anyone else’s formulas.
Nobody told me.
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
Nothing can be done in one trip.
Nothing ever comes out as planned.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
Nothing is as permanent as that which is called temporary.
Nothing is as temporary as that which is called permanent.
Your CV is on a diskette in your pocket.
Holiday is something you roll over to next year.
You're already late on the assignment you just got.
Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
Your relatives describe your job as "works with computers".
Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital.
It's dark when you drive to and from work, even in the summer.
You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries annual budgets combined.
There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff your department is short of, but they can afford four full-time management consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy.
The Washington Nationals named Jim Riggleman their permanent manager. In lieu of sending flowers, the family requests donations to the Riggleman Career Memorial Fund.
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.