Paged Jokes / Recent Jokes

One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. There, he deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller
demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people.
The best call came from Bubba, who repeatedly complained that he keeps
being paged by "Lucille."
He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him.
"She don't never leave no number, so I can't call her back," he said.
After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn't leave a number.
"She leaves her name," was the reply.
After establishing that the customer had a numeric-only pager, the light bulb came on.
"How does she spell her name?" the service rep asked.
"L-O-W C-E-L-L"
Another technical problem solved.

One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people.
The best call came from a man who repeatedly complained that he keeps being paged by "Lucille." He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him.
"She don`t never leave no number, so I can`t call her back," he said.
After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn`t leave a number.
"She leaves her name," was the reply.
After establishing that the customer had a numericonly pager, the light bulb came on.
"How does she spell her name?" the service rep asked.
"L-O-W C-E-L-L"
Another problem solved.

One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. There, he deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people. The best call came from Bubba, who repeatedly complained that he keeps being paged by "Lucille." He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him. "She don't never leave no number, so I can't call her back," he said. After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn't leave a number. "She leaves her name," was the reply. After establishing that the customer had a numeric-only pager, the light bulb came on. "How does she spell her name?" the service rep asked. "L-O-W C-E-L-L" Another technical problem solved.

One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people. The best call came from a man who repeatedly complained that he keeps being paged by "Lucille." He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him. "She don't never leave no number, so I can't call her back," he said. After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn't leave a number. "She leaves her name," was the reply. After establishing that the customer had a numericonly pager, the light bulb came on. "How does she spell her name?" the service rep asked. "L-O-W C-E-L-L" Another problem solved.

ABILENE - When two prostitutes attempted to return a call to a potential customer, they got a wrong number that landed them in jail. Taylor County deputies said the women mistakenly paged a narcotics agent last Wednesday afternoon.
"They were one digit off, and they got the policeman instead of the john that they were looking to make some money from", sheriff's Sgt. Earl Donnell told the Abilene Reporter-News.
When the agent, who didn't recognize the number on his pager, returned the call he quickly realized the woman on the phone wanted to talk a little "dirty business".
He said she told him that he and a friend could have two sexual acts performed for the bargain price of $40 apiece "The sky's the limit is what they told me", the agent said. "It went a little further, and I told her I'd call her back".
The agent set up taping equipment. Then, after picking up the women at a motel agents revealed their identity and arrested more...