Noris Jokes / Recent Jokes

When Chuck Noris jumps in a pool he dosen’t get wet water gets Chuck Noris.

God said let there be light, Chuck Noris said say please.

It never rains when Chuck Noris is around, if it tried he would just roundhouse kick every single raindrop

Chuck Noris retards are just people that have been round house kicked in the face by Chuck Noris