"When Chuck Noris jumps in a pool he dosen’t get ..." joke

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When Chuck Noris jumps in a pool he dosen’t get wet water gets Chuck Noris.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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