"When Chuck Noris jumps in a pool he dosen’t get ..." joke
When Chuck Noris jumps in a pool he dosen’t get wet water gets Chuck Noris.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.