Nicole Richie Jokes / Recent Jokes

Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early Monday after her Mercedes SUV was reported going the wrong way on the freeway."
I was not drunk," said Richie in a statement. "I was just a little woozy because I haven't eaten since August."

Falls into bowl of pretzels, is accidentally eaten.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie ended their feud, saying that friendship is much more important than not making a fifth season of The Simple Life.
Damn. I was kind of hoping that when they burried the hatchet, it'd be in each other's foreheads.