Richie Jokes

Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early Monday after her Mercedes SUV was reported going the wrong way on the freeway."
I was not drunk," said Richie in a statement. "I was just a little woozy because I haven't eaten since August."

A team of doctors have been trying to help Nicole Richie and her "inability" to gain weight. After days of confusion, the team of nutrition specialists concluded that she should eat foods rather than cocaine and vodka.

Richie says she is glad to be rid of the extra weight, but is reportedly jealous of her new son's slim baby figure.