Nicole Richie Jokes / Recent Jokes

Because of a previous DUI conviction, if Nicole Richie is found guilty of her latest DUI charge, she will have to go to jail. Of course, she’ll get right out by walking between the bars.

A team of doctors have been trying to help Nicole Richie and her "inability" to gain weight. After days of confusion, the team of nutrition specialists concluded that she should eat foods rather than cocaine and vodka.

"90 Hours! That's not fair!...How many days is that?"

Richie says she is glad to be rid of the extra weight, but is reportedly jealous of her new son's slim baby figure.

According to ABC News, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were spotted together at an L.A. steakhouse.
"We're still not speaking or anything," said Nicole. "We had just both stopped in to throw up."