Munna Jokes / Recent Jokes

Raat ka time jab Munna aur chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
Voice: Aray Doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai
Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.
Voice: Doctor Sahab! Ab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

Munna bhi: Ye doctor log operation karte samay patiant ko sula kyon dete hai?

Circuit: Bole to patiant khud operation karna sikh nale eslia bhia

Circuit: Bhai, American President Kahan Rehta Hy?

Munna: Dhobighaat Pe.
Circuit: Dhobighaat Bolay Tu. . . ?
Munna: English Me Bolay Tu “Washing Town”.

Munna bhai -Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
Mamu -B. a.
Munna bhai -Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?

MAMU: B. A.

MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu? aayega to uth jaunga re, i shappath! !!