Mummies Jokes

Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!

Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea
Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up.
Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q: Why couldnt the mummy come outside?
A: Because he was all wrapped up!
Q: What is a Mummies' favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!!!!!
Q: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A: Any old girl he can dig up!
Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years?
A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!
Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
A: Because their daddies were mummies!

why is mummies interesting?
because you get so wrapped up in them
what sport do mummies like best?
casketball

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...

What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel without a Claus!

Mummies like Christmas^
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!