Mrsperfesser Jokes

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    I received a greeting card from the old perfesser (T. O. P.) a
    couple of days AFTER Christmas, with an added note full of his
    usual holiday cheer:

    Dear PBen, MrsPBen, and all the Little PBen's,
    I'm writing from my daughters' casa, where we came to spend the
    holidays. I'm still not sure why MrsPerfesser made me leave our
    warm, comfortable trailer this time of year, but here we are.
    This hasn't been my best Christmas, I can tell you that... silly
    daughter and That Danged Thing She Calls A Husband bought me a 12
    month gift membership to Weight Watchers! The nerve... if they
    weren't holding my Grandbaby hostage, I think I'd change my will
    and leave the Trailer to somebody more deserving, like the parking
    lot sweeper over at Valdoster U.
    Well, I got them back, at least a little. I got that sumbitchin'
    son-in-law his OWN membership, in the Fruitcake Of The Month Club!
    HAH! He'll never call me THAT again! And my more...

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