Madoff Jokes / Recent Jokes

...retailers are reporting that the 3 most popular Halloween costumes for 2009 are Harry Potter, Star Trek, and the Bernie Madoff. The Bernie Madoff costume kit comes with 3 flies which you put on your shoulder and then go as a piece of shit.

Contending that Bernard Madoff sent at least a million dollars worth of jewelry as gifts to family members and friends last month, federal prosecutors asked a judge on Monday to revoke his bail and send him to jail. Family and friends were delighted with the gifts until they discovered they had received cubic zirconia and fool's gold.

...convicted swindler Bernie Madoff asked a federal judge to send him to a prison that is near his friends & family. The judge approved the request and has sent Madoff to the Federal Correctional Facility in Hell.

Disgraced Wall Street investment banker Bernie Madoff has inked a deal with director Steven Spielberg for an upcoming tell-all movie exposing all the people Madoff has ripped off.
The film's tentative title...."Swindler's List"

When Bernie Madoff learned of the government's confiscation of his two boats in Miami, he said he was sad because he was hoping to go boating just as soon as he gets out in 150 years.