Liscence Jokes

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!

Ma and Pa are driving down the interstate and they get pulled over by a trooper. He walkes to the door and says "I pulled you over for driving to slow" Ma says WHAT DID HE SAY PA? He said were driving to slow ma. Let me see your liscence sir. What did he say pa? Ma he wants to see my drivers liscence! Pa gave it to him and the trooper says "hell I had a girlfriend from the same town your from, Worst head job I ever had" What did he say pa? Ma he says he THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!!!

A man was out duck hunting when a cop came drove by and asked him for his ID.
Okay said the hunter.
The cop then grabbed one of the ducks, stuck his finger up the ducks ass, and asked him if he had a liscence to own a California duck.
The man showed him the liscence.
The cop took another ducks ass and shoved his finger up it. He asked the hunter if he had a liscence to hunt Florida duck.
The man showed him his liscence.
The cop finally took the last duck, shoved his finger up the duck's butt and asked him if he had a liscence to hunt Louisiana duck.
The man showed him the liscence.
The cop calmed down and started to relax. "So, where u from?" the cop asked.
The man bent over. "You tell me," he said.