Lifting Jokes

An American couple, vacationing with some friends in Mexico, were shopping at the market for some souvenirs. Time passed, and they realized that neither of them was wearing a watch. They noticed a little Mexican man taking a siesta next to a mule, which happened to have the largest set of mule nuts they had ever seen.
Doing their best to avoid staring at the enormous mule nuts, they asked the little Mexican man if he could tell them what the time was.
The little Mexican man reached his hand under the huge set of mule balls and, lifting them high, said, "It's 3 o'clock."
Amazed by this, the American couple ran off to find their friends to tell them what they had just witnessed. "You aren't going to believe this," they told their friends, "but, there's a little Mexican man over there who can tell the time by lifting his mule's balls!"
Curious, although somewhat skeptical, the friends wanted to see this first-hand, so they went back and asked more...

Mule BallsAn American couple on vacation with some friends in Mexico were shopping at the market to bring back a few souvenirs to their family and friends. Time passed, and the couple realized that neither of them was wearing a watch. They noticed this little Mexican man taking a siesta next to this mule, which had the largest set of mule nuts they had ever seen.
Trying not to stare at the huge mule nuts, they asked the little Mexican man, "Excuse us, but could you tell us what time it is?"
The little Mexican man reached his hand under the enormous set of mule nuts and, lifting them high, said, "It's 3 o'clock."
Amazed by this, the American couple went off to find their friends and tell them the amazing story. "This little Mexican man over there can tell time by lifting his mule's balls!"
Curious and amazed, the friends wanted to see this first-hand, so they went back and asked the little Mexican man what time it was.
Sure enough, more...