Leiberman Jokes

Joe Leiberman, who lost Tuesday's Democratic primary, has vowed to run as an Independent. "If I can split the Democratic vote so the Republican candidate can win," said Leiberman, caressing a photo of George W. Bush, "Master will be pleased."

Joe Leiberman, loser of the Connecticut Democratic Primary and perpetual bore, has come out insisting that he is a loyal Democrat. Even though he is running against a Democrat, he still insist that he is loyal to the party he opposes in the election. Leiberman also insists that he is not Bush's lapdog, that job belongs to Tony Blair. The Senator told a rally in Hartford, that he opposes the Bush administration and would endorse the Democratic Party platform.
In other news, Senator Leiberman's pants were found to be on fire and hanging from a telephone wire.