Conneticut Jokes

Joe Leiberman, who lost Tuesday's Democratic primary, has vowed to run as an Independent. "If I can split the Democratic vote so the Republican candidate can win," said Leiberman, caressing a photo of George W. Bush, "Master will be pleased."

Ralph Nader is running for president yet again. Doesn't Ralph Nader remind you of one of those guys at a party, who can't get any pussy, so he starts cockblocking everyone else at the party.

He sees Obama talking to a hot woman, "Hey Obama, she's cute, how's your WIFE doing?"

GOP Senator Nancy Riley has joined the Democratic Party because, "The moderate Republican has been pushed aside for the extreme right wing."
"I never pushed her," said Senator Joe Lieberman.

Dodd, who has received millions in political campaign contributions from AIG employees over the last few years, made the following scathing remarks: “This is obviously a matter that obviously should have been dealt with differently, but we are where we are”
Wow, AIG must be stinging after those harsh words! Obviously I hope I never have to hear Dodd in that kind of angry tirade towards me. Obviously.

Joe Lieberman recently lost the CT democratic nomination to Ned Lamont. Lieberman claims it isn't his fault he's been getting a douche bag image. Lieberman arues that Lamont has linked him to other douche bags who resemble him...