Khomeini Jokes

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    These are all from a newspaper feature article in the San Francisco
    Chronicle Datebook, March 5, 1989, though I've heard at least three
    of the one-liners on the radio or TV. I don't feel too bad about
    extracting the best lines, since that's what the writer did with the
    comics. The entire article is a full page; these are just a few of
    the lines.
    Offensive to Moslems/Iranians and bookburners, of course.
    From the San Francisco Chronicle Datebook section, March 5, 1989,
    "'The Satanic Verses'-Comics Laugh It Off"
    (The names are Bay Area or nationally-known stand-up comics...)
    "Khomeini's idea of 'opening up to the West' means allowing
    non-Muslims to hunt Rushdie." -Don Stevens
    [Commenting on small nightclub crowd] "This looks like a Salman
    Rushdie book-signing party." -Fred Reuss
    "If there were a $6 million bounty on me, I'd kill myself just for the
    reward. For that much, I think the Muscular more...

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Khomeini!
    Khomeini who?
    Khomeini old time for dinner!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Khomeini!
    Khomeini who?
    Khomeini old time for dinner!

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