Kevin Federline Jokes / Recent Jokes
Britney Spears has filed for divorce citing "irreconcilable differences." When he heard the news, Kevin Federline said, "Irreco-whatacle?"
Kevin Federline was in Times Square yesterday to be the first to sign the "Save the Penny" petition, which is going to be presented to lawmakers in DC who are thinking about getting rid of the penny. I think I know why Kevin likes the penny so much. It's the only thing on Earth more useless than he is.
Kevin Federline, national punchline and Britney's bitch, announced yesterday that he is launching his own record label, Federation Records, and his album, Playing with Fire, will be the company's first official release. The second single off the album will be lip-sync'd live at the Teen Choice Awards, because teens have always been known for their good choices. Federline hopes that the single, "Lose Control" will fare better than "PapoZao", which Federline says was released as a joke, and designed to draw people to his Myspace page and his music career. Coincidently, that's the same reason why Britney married Federline.
Britney Spears has filed papers for divorce yesterday from Kevin Federline. Spears has demanded full custody of the kids to live with her in a life of luxury. Federline said the whole thing caught him by surprise... Especially that he doesn't qualify as one of Britney's kids.
A New Hampshire man says Kevin Federline intentionally hit his son "on or about the head" on a recent trip to Disneyworld. The family is seeking an apology and unspecified financial...wait, what? Oh, it was a Tigger who hit the kid.
Tigger Wigger
Or alternatively...
Bum rap Rap bum
CNN just announced that Britney Spears has filed for divorce. Does this mean that we can now call the soon-to-be former Mr. Spears "K-FedEx"?