Kari Jokes

A tender for supply of school equipment put out by the office of the District Superintendent of Education, Bihar, invited' Quotationers' to make offers for the following articles:

1. Bras and Bell - 1 kg with wooden humber.

2. Jumetry set in wooden box.

3. Glob - 8" Dymiter.

4. Bucket (Balti) 10".

5. Spad Nos. of tata.

6. Aluminium mfg. for one liter

7. Wooden Black Board 1 big 5'x3. 5" for shakhua wood with two kari.

8. Wooden Black Board (small) 3. 5" x 2. 5" for shakhua wood with two kari.

9. Maps - India World Tirhut Commissionary and West Charaparan Rajnaitik and Historical map of Bihar historical approved by survey department.

10. Charts - Digesting system, skeleton, health sanitation, historical, Bhavan, Kala, Darshan, Shambidhan, Jiwa Vigyan, Bhawtik Vigyan, Rashayan Vigyan.

Now you know why Biharis are amongst the most illiterate in more...

Maori and samoan words have rather derogatory meanings when pronounced to our sri lankan ears.
Fakapapa - A person who fucks his dad
Pukehora - A thief inside the ass
Pukaki - Miss ass
Pukakava - Ate the ass
Pukakaapi - Eat my ass
Pukehori - scabies in the ass
pukakanava-Eating the ass
Aoteoroa -?
fakalofa-he who fucks a loaf of bread
fakatiti - fuck breasts
fakananu - fuck nanu
horikaka - eating hori
horikava - ate hori
horikanava - eating hori
horipapa - dad with hori
pukeamaru -pain in the ass
pukepapa - dad in the ass
pukemiri -?
pukekari - he who's got kari in ass
karipapa - dad with kari
fakaamaru - fuck pain
fakamaru - good fuck
pukekiri - milk in the ass
fakakiri - he who fucks milk
kiripanuvata - threadworms
kirimora - milk shark
kiriharaka - cow
papamaruva - he who killed his dad
hikipapa - dad with hiccups
kiriamaru -milk with more...