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A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.
Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. “There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us, ” he announced. “Since I’m the pilot, I get one! ” After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
“I’m the world’s greatest athlete, ” proclaimed Michael Jordon. “This world needs great athletes, so I must live. ” Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.
“I’m the smarest man in the world, ” bragged Bill Gates. “The world needs smart men, so I must also live! ” Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
At this point, the Pope began to speak. “I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the more...

A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.

Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced. "Since I`m the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

"I`m the world`s greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.

"I`m the smarest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a more...