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(Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
AJIT: “Robert, Ise varnish mein daal do,
saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi ho jaayega.

Sardaar Went For Interview In A Hardware Shop For The Post Of Sales Man.
The Manager Of The Shop Asked A Question:
"In A Weighing Balance, On One Pan 10 Kilo Iron Block Is Kept. On The Other Pan 10 Kilo Cotton Is Kept. Kaun Sa Side Neechey Jaayega?"

Sardaarji Scratched His Head For A Few Minutes............ And Said
"Iron Waala Side Neechey Jaayega"
"Kyun" Asked The Manager.
"Kyunki Loha (Iron) Kaapuz Se Jyada Bhari Hota Hai..........."