Neechey Jokes

A BIHARI was travelling by train for the first time. He was surprised to see the train running so fast. To gain a better understanding of how this was possible, he turned to his fellow
passenger who was a Sardarji.

Bihari:' Ee railgaadi kaise chalat hai?' (How does
this train run?)

Sardarji:' Iske neechey badey-badey chakke hain.'
(Under it there are large wheels.)

Bihari:' Uske neechey ka hai?' (What is under
that?)

Sardarji:' Uske neechey patri hai.' (The tracks
are under that.)

Bihari:' Uske neechey?' (Under that?)

Sardarji:' Kankar-pathar.' (Stones and pebbles.)

Bihari:' Uske neechey?' (Under that?)

Sardarji (getting annoyed):' Dharti hai.' (The
earth.)

Bihari:' Uske neechey?' (Under that?)

Sardarji (getting furious):' Uske neechey Pataal.'
(The underworld is under that.)

Bihari:' Uske neechey?' (Under more...

Sardaar Went For Interview In A Hardware Shop For The Post Of Sales Man.
The Manager Of The Shop Asked A Question:
"In A Weighing Balance, On One Pan 10 Kilo Iron Block Is Kept. On The Other Pan 10 Kilo Cotton Is Kept. Kaun Sa Side Neechey Jaayega?"

Sardaarji Scratched His Head For A Few Minutes............ And Said
"Iron Waala Side Neechey Jaayega"
"Kyun" Asked The Manager.
"Kyunki Loha (Iron) Kaapuz Se Jyada Bhari Hota Hai..........."