Kilo Jokes

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    LH741:"Tower, give me a rough timecheck!"
    Tower: "It's tuesday, Sir."

    Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?
    Pilot: Yes.
    Tower: Yes what??
    Pilot: Yes, SIR!

    Tower: Shamu Two Two, please state estimated time of arrival.
    Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think Tuesday would be nice...

    Pilot: "Bratislava Tower, this is Oscar Oscar Kilo estabished ILS16."
    Tower: "Oscar Oscar Kilo, Guten Tag, cleared to land 16, wind calm and by the way: this is Wien Tower."
    Pilot: (short break) "Bratislava Tower, Oscar Oscar Kilo passed the outer marker."
    Tower: "Oscar Oscar Kilo roger, and once more: you are approaching Vienna!"
    Pilot: (short break again) "Confirm, this is NOT Bratislava?"
    Tower: "You can believe me, this is Vienna!
    Pilot: (once again short break) "But why? We want to go to Bratislava, not to Vienna!"
    Tower: "Oscar more...

    Sardaar Went For Interview In A Hardware Shop For The Post Of Sales Man.
    The Manager Of The Shop Asked A Question:
    "In A Weighing Balance, On One Pan 10 Kilo Iron Block Is Kept. On The Other Pan 10 Kilo Cotton Is Kept. Kaun Sa Side Neechey Jaayega?"

    Sardaarji Scratched His Head For A Few Minutes............ And Said
    "Iron Waala Side Neechey Jaayega"
    "Kyun" Asked The Manager.
    "Kyunki Loha (Iron) Kaapuz Se Jyada Bhari Hota Hai..........."

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