Hurricanes Jokes / Recent Jokes

How do hurricanes see? -With one eye

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts

Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly, wed have to call them slow-i-canes.

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?-Hurricanes with cataracts

Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they
take your house and car with them.

Women are like hurricanes: when they come they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take the house and the car.

What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert?-Candy Canes