Ho-ho-ho Jokes

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    Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
    A. Sandy Claws.

    Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
    A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

    Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A. Frostbite.

    Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
    A. Sandy Claws.

    Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
    A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

    Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A. Frostbite.

    Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
    A. Because he had low elf esteem.

    Q. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
    A. Ribbon hood.

    Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
    A. Claustrophobic.

    Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    A. Snowflakes.

    Q. Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for more...

    Q. What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
    A. Sandy Claws.

    Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
    A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

    Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A. Frostbite.

    Q. What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
    A. Sandy Claws.

    Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
    A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

    Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A. Frostbite.

    Q. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
    A. Because he had low elf esteem.

    Q. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
    A. Ribbon hood.

    Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
    A. Claustrophobic.

    Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    A. Snowflakes.

    Q. Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet od more...

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