Frostbite Jokes

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    Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
    A. Sandy Claws.
    Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
    A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
    Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A. Frostbite.
    Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
    A. Sandy Claws.
    Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A. Frostbite.
    Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
    A. Because he had low elf esteem.
    Q. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
    A. Ribbon hood.
    Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
    A. Claustrophobic.
    Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    A. Snowflakes.
    Q. Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet od handkerchiefs for Christmas?
    A. She said "I could not work out what size her nose was!
    Q. What was so good about he neurotic doll more...

    How do you get frostbite? Cross a snowman with a vampire.

    We're worried about you. From your rosy red cheeks to your
    legendary girth to your all-night sleigh ride around the world,
    you may be at risk for diseases, maladies, mishaps and lawsuits
    that send chills through our Santa-loving hearts.
    The latest warning comes from the National Rosacea Society in
    Barrington, Illinois. Dermatologist Dr. Jerome Litt says you have
    "a clear-cut case of rosacea," a skin condition that also affects
    millions of Americans, particularly at middle age. Unable to
    examine you personally, the good doctor based his finding on a
    well-circulated report that your "cheeks were like roses, (your)
    nose like a cherry."
    Sadly, many observers conclude that red-skin condition comes from
    hitting the Christmas-punch bowl a little too hard. Sadder still,
    rosacea can be aggravated by holiday stress, hot chocolate and
    overexertion... all things you may encounter this time of year.
    The more...

    Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
    A. Sandy Claws.

    Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
    A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

    Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A. Frostbite.

    Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
    A. Sandy Claws.

    Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
    A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

    Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A. Frostbite.

    Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
    A. Because he had low elf esteem.

    Q. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
    A. Ribbon hood.

    Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
    A. Claustrophobic.

    Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    A. Snowflakes.

    Q. Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for more...

    Q. What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
    A. Sandy Claws.

    Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
    A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

    Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A. Frostbite.

    Q. What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
    A. Sandy Claws.

    Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
    A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

    Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A. Frostbite.

    Q. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
    A. Because he had low elf esteem.

    Q. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
    A. Ribbon hood.

    Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
    A. Claustrophobic.

    Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    A. Snowflakes.

    Q. Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet od more...

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