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    WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALK
    BECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNER

    How to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lesson

    Aig - What a hen lays

    Aints - He's got aints in his paints

    Paints - What cha put on your laigs of a mornin

    Arn - Ma's tard of arnin

    Bag - He bagged her to marry him

    Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence

    Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.

    Bub - the light bub burned out

    Cheer - What you set in

    Crick - A small stream

    Clum - He sure clum that tree fastern any' coon

    Chiny - country over in Asia

    Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes

    Core - He got hisself a new Ford core

    Cyow - Animal on Farm

    Deppity - He helps out the shurf

    Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt

    Dainz - Satidy night social

    Ellum - A graceful tree

    Fanger - What you put your rang more...

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