Flar Jokes

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    Far - What get the brandin arn hot.
    Furred - He got furred from his job.
    Flar - A rose is a purdy flar.
    Frash - Them aigs ain't frash.
    Furiners - All non-'bamans.
    Further - Hits ten miles further to town.
    Grain - She was grain with envy.
    Hail - Where bad folks go.
    Hep - Poor George, he can't hep it, he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.
    Hern - It aint hern, it's his'n.
    Hilbilly - People in the next county.
    Hollar – What's between the hills.
    Hard - Got a brend new hard.
    Tar - His core blew a tar.
    Laymun - A sour fruit.
    Laig - Most folks have two of them.
    Lather - What you climb up.
    Liberry - Where you go to check out books for larnin.
    Mailk - what you get from cyows.
    Mere - What you see yourself in.

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    Aig - What a hen lays

    Aints - He's got aints in his paints

    Paints - What cha put on your laigs of a mornin

    Arn - Ma's tard of arnin

    Bag - He bagged her to marry him

    Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence

    Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.

    Bub - the light bub burned out

    Cheer - What you set in

    Crick - A small stream

    Clum - He sure clum that tree fastern any' coon

    Chiny - country over in Asia

    Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes

    Core - He got hisself a new Ford core

    Cyow - Animal on Farm

    Deppity - He helps out the shurf

    Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt

    Dainz - Satidy night social

    Ellum - A graceful tree

    Fanger - What you put your rang more...

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