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When NASA first started sending up astronauts they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat this problem NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity upside down underwater on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300° C.

The Russians use a pencil.

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300

Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary:
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.Jenning's Corollary:
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Gravity never loses. The best you can hope for is a draw.

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300° C. The Russians use a pencil.