Grapes Jokes / Recent Jokes

A duck walks into a bar and sits at the bar stool. He says to the bartender I want grapes.
The bartender said we dont have grapes. So the duck left, next day duck walks in again same thing I want grapes.
More annoyed the bartender said We do not have grapes!
Once more the duck walks in I want grapes.
By this time the bartender has had it We dont have grapes, you ask it one more time Ill nail your feet to the floor!!
Suprisinley the duck walks into the bar once more, Do you have a hammer.
puzzled the bartender says no Do you have nails. well, no. Then I want grapes!

and he walks up to the cashier and asks "do you have any grapes?"the cashier responds.."No this is a department store we don't sell food we sell clothes!"so the duck leaves... and comes back the next day..
he walks up to the cashier and asks..
"do you have any grapes?"
the cashier responds,
"no we are a department store we don't sell grapes..we sell make up"the duck leaves and comes back the next day...he walks up to the cashier and asks..
"do you have any grapes?"and the cashier frustrated says,
"no for the final time we don't sell grapes and if you ask again I WILL NAIL YOUR DUCK FEET TO THE FLOOR!!!"the duck leaves...and comes back the next day...
he walks up to the cashier and asks,
"do you have any nails?"
the cash register responds...
"No."
so the duck asks..
"do you have any grapes?"

a duck walks into a bar jumps onto the barstool and asks the bartender got any grapes? and the bartender says no so the duck comes in the next day and goes to the same bar jumps up onto the same barstool and asks the same bartender got any grapes? and the bartender says no so he comes in the next day and asks the same bartender got any grapes? and the bartender says no and if you come in again and ask if I have any grapes I will nail your feet to the ground! so the next day the duck comes in again and asks the bartender got any nails? and the bartender says no so the duck says in that case got any grapes?

A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for the bartender.
The bartender walks up, hands the duck a menu, waits a while, and comes back to take his order. "What'll it be?" the bartender says.
The duck says, "I think I'll have the grapes." "Well, I'm sorry sir, but this is a bar, we don't serve grapes here. Now, I'll let you look a bit longer and wave when you know what you want."
The duck looks at the menu, then waves the bartender down. "Ok, you got your order?" The duck nods, saying, "I'll think I'll have the grapes."
The bartender, kind of peeved from the duck, says, "Look Mac, we don't have any grapes here. This is a bar. We don't serve grapes, so what will you have?!"
The duck looks at him in the eyes and says, "I'll have the grapes."
The bartender, enraged, shouts, "If you ask for the grapes one more time I'm going to nail your feathered a** to the more...

A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for the bartender.
The bartender walks up, hands the duck a menu, waits a while, and comes back to take his order. "What'll it be?" the bartender says.
The duck says, "I think I'll have the grapes." "Well, I'm sorry sir, but this is a bar, we don't serve grapes here. Now, I'll let you look a bit longer and wave when you know what you want."
The duck looks at the menu, then waves the bartender down. "Ok, you got your order?" The duck nods, saying, "I'll think I'll have the grapes."
The bartender, kind of peeved from the duck, says, "Look Mac, we don't have any grapes here. This is a bar. We don't serve grapes, so what will you have?!"
The duck looks at him in the eyes and says, "I'll have the grapes."
The bartender, enraged, shouts, "If you ask for the grapes one more time I'm going to nail your feathered a** to the more...

A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for the bartender.
The bartender walks up, hands the duck a menu, waits a while, and comes back to take his order. "
What'll it be?"
the bartender says.
The duck says, "
I think I'll have the grapes."
"
Well, I'm sorry sir, but this is a bar, we don't serve grapes here. Now, I'll let you look a bit longer and wave when you know what you want."
The duck looks at the menu, then waves the bartender down. "
Ok, you got your order?"
The duck nods, saying, "
I'll think I'll have the grapes."
The bartender, kind of peeved from the duck, says, "
Look Mac, we don't have any grapes here. This is a bar. We don't serve grapes, so what will you have?!"
The duck looks at him in the eyes and says, "
I'll have the grapes."
The bartender, enraged, shouts, "
If you ask for the grapes one more time more...

A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for the bartender. The bartender walks up, hands the duck a menu, waits a while, and comes back to take his order. "What'll it be?" the bartender says.The duck says, "I think I'll have the grapes." "Well, I'm sorry sir, but this is a bar, we don't serve grapes here. Now, I'll let you look a bit longer and wave when you know what you want." The duck looks at the menu, then waves the bartender down. "Ok, you got your order?" The duck nods, saying, "I'll think I'll have the grapes." The bartender, kind of peeved from the duck, says, "Look Mac, we don't have any grapes here. This is a bar. We don't serve grapes, so what will you have?!" The duck looks at him in the eyes and says, "I'll have the grapes."The bartender, enraged, shouts, "If you ask for the grapes one more time I'm going to nail your feathered a** to the barstool!!" The bartender cools more...